英語幽默笑話：老外的漢語作文

　　Last weekend, Xiao Li gave Xiao Bai a phone call to invite her out to eat dinner. Because Xiao Bai loves Xiao Li, she was very happy. They went to Xiao Bai's favorite restaurant. When they arrived, they got a table and ordered some food. Although Xiao Bai really likes cabbage, she isn't a vegetarian. Xiao Bai ordered a plate of Homestyle Tofu, as well as two plates of beef. Xiao Li ordered two bowls of rice and one bowl of spicy-sour soup. The server brought the food very quickly.

　　After they finished eating, Xiao Li wanted to pay the bill, but had a large problem. He forgot to bring money! Right now he does not even have one yuan. Xiao Li is very embarrassed. He let Xiao Bai pay. Right now Xiao Bai does not love Xiao Li.

　　上個(gè)周末，小力給小白打了一個(gè)電話請她一起出去吃晚飯。因?yàn)樾“讗坌×?，所以她很高興。他們?nèi)チ诵“鬃钕矚g的飯館。到那兒以后他們就有了一張桌子，點(diǎn)了一 些菜，雖然小白很喜歡青菜，不過她不是素食主義者。小白點(diǎn)了一盤家常豆腐，還點(diǎn)了兩盤牛肉。小力點(diǎn)了兩碗米飯和一碗酸辣湯。服務(wù)員上菜上得真快。

　　吃完飯以后小力想付錢，但是他有一個(gè)大問題。他忘了帶錢!現(xiàn)在他一塊錢都沒有。小力很不好意思，他讓小白付錢?，F(xiàn)在小白不愛小力了。