非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話
冷笑話不同于一般笑話,它以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制,能瞬間創(chuàng)造出一種特殊的氛圍。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
An Energetic wife
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
【中文譯文】
妻子生氣的后果
鄰居：昨天夜里我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫：沒(méi)什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居：你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會(huì)有那么大的聲音?
丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面。
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
What’s Time to A Pig
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pigcould eat apples from an apple tree.
The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste oftime?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"
【中文譯文】
時(shí)間對(duì)豬的意義
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。 這位城里人看見(jiàn)一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，“我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?”那位農(nóng)夫回答說(shuō)，“時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?”
非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Bad Drivers
There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in aworried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madmandriving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman says, "I know, I’m on Route 280 but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!"
【中文譯文】
上百個(gè)瘋子
一位年長(zhǎng)的市民在高速路上行駛。他的妻子給他打電話，擔(dān)心地說(shuō)：“赫爾曼，小心啊!我剛剛在收音機(jī)上聽(tīng)到有個(gè)瘋子在280公路上逆行!”
赫爾曼說(shuō)：“我知道，我就在280公路上呢!可是這兒不只有一個(gè)瘋子啊，有上百個(gè)呢!”
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