英語(yǔ)笑話四篇
英語(yǔ)笑話四篇
同學(xué)們學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)可能很累?沒(méi)關(guān)系，小編今天給大家分享一下英語(yǔ)的笑話，有時(shí)間可以來(lái)看看哦。
英語(yǔ)笑話一則
穿襪子
Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones.
Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look at there
others
socks. One is short and the other is long, too.
媽媽?zhuān)盒|，看你的襪子一只長(zhǎng)，一只短，你肯定穿錯(cuò)了。
小東：沒(méi)錯(cuò)啊!我剛才看過(guò)剩下的兩只也是一只長(zhǎng)，一只短。
英語(yǔ)笑話二則
明天早上數(shù)
It's a right. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John "What are you doing?"
John says, "I'm counting stars.”
Tom laughs and says, "It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?"
英語(yǔ)笑話三則
"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”
“這么說(shuō)，你又要請(qǐng)一天假，”老師怒氣沖沖地對(duì)他的學(xué)生湯姆說(shuō)，“我倒想知道你這次找什么借口。你已經(jīng)請(qǐng)了四次假說(shuō)去參加你爺爺?shù)脑岫Y。”
Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”
湯姆回答說(shuō):“今天是我奶奶再次舉行婚禮。”
英語(yǔ)笑話四則
The couple next door gave birth to a black boy.
隔壁的夫婦生了一個(gè)黑人小孩。
Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."
小亨利就在旁邊對(duì)他的媽媽說(shuō)：“一定是他們夫婦抽煙的原因。他們不僅熏黑了自己，還熏黑了寶寶。”
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